New Haven Is HELL!!!!!

Last night a couple of friends and myself got together to celebrate the holidays.....none of could have guessed it would be the holiday from hell. We started by following a car that our friend was driving. lets call him Andre the giant. so Andre was driving the car down 691 towards new haven. that's when the weather got bad. it started to snow and visibility was pretty shity. Andre was driving way to fast for weather conditions and was speeding away from us. which made us have to speed up to catch up....ahhhh Andre the giant with his giant lead foot. so we ended up making it yo new haven safely. but when we got there Andre speed through two. 1...2.... yellow lights causing us to lose him completely. so after the Jesus boy lost his mind and started screaming at us to pull over we did. it wasn't to long until this homeless black guy tapped on our window looking for money....get this we actually rolled down the window...as if we were begging him to shoot us in the fucking face.....after that we decided to leave the city...but not before we backed into a car right in front of a cop of course.....finally we made it to the highway....but once again not before i yelled nigger out the window at some black people. Crohn'sican missed the exit home as well which gave us an hour fucking detour down the very scenic and hooker and stripper infested Berlin turnpike, but as every fairytale (or fucking nightmare) there is a happy ending, we made it home to live and love another day...suck tomorrows dick...and smoke lots of weed.